Monday 18 May 2009

WHEN I COME HOME WILL YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO LINKING AND PASTING ETC SCARLA

I havew been drinking Ti Punch and daiquiris.  It is a quarter to three.
It's a quarter to three
There's noone in the place
except you and me
so set em up Joe
I gpt a little story I thnk you should know
we're drinking my friend 
to the end of  a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
and one more for the road
You'd never know it
but I'm a kind of poet
and I got a lot of things I wanna say
and if I'mm gloomy please listen to me
till it's all talked away
But this torch that I found
it's gotta be drowned
Or it soon might explode
so make it one for my baby\
and one more for the road

|Going to sleep now.  Laters.  Scarla, what's the weather like?  Also I am hearing more anbout the expenses scansdals of honourable members,.  Seems like a big story and Mr Jacqui /smith now off the hook.  Shame.  Is my friend Alan Duncan implicated?  Hope not.  Saw him two weeks ago at where was I then?  Might bave been Gordon Rams.  I have a feeling that Mr Retronaut was mean about Climping.  Also Kev, ar eyou there?  Boyho, I will be back next Mon. in Thames Valley when Numb will meet his slow-footed Nemesis.  

7 comments:

  1. I don't think I've ever heard it sung by a woman before. I'm back - where are you?

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  2. Those Who Know have advised me to dissociate myself absolutely from`climping`,in all its vile and aberrant manifestations, which I now so do,not least because it is, apparently, a capital offence in some southern states of America.

    Thought you should know.

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  3. I have devised a special linking and pasting course for you Mrs P. The weather is changeable.
    I have also bought expensive sandals...?
    Sx

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  4. Have you been studying at the feet of Barry Teeth, the master?

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  5. After your revelation that you are somehow acquainted with that slimey, self-satisfied, bouffant-haired, sunbed-orange creep Duncan, I am afraid I am going to have to cross you off my Christmas card list Mrs P. How could you. On the other hand, knowing your taste in men .... I'll tune in next week from Poland to read about Numb's Nemesis. I do hope the denouement will involve a kir or three. How was Guadeloupe?

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  6. We've just finished the heatwave dear and they say we may get snow next week.

    Alan Duncan. Tsk.

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