Ooh. So that's what you've been up to all this time.I was beginning to think you were moonlighting at the all-nite salt beef sandwich shoppe again.
Mr Byard is luckier than a lottery winner who has just spent the night with Miss Paraguay. If we were meeting, I would hire a troupe of monkeys to sprinkle rose petals on the ground for you to walk on barefoot.
Mr Bananas is close to the mark. I was deeply impressed... I shall give a full account of the occasion for the benefit of Mrs P's legions of fans at some point, but wish to remain suitably mysterious for now for reasons which Mrs P will appreciate.
Oh dear your cover is blown, Maroon.
Is it going to be on Youtube? I hope you gave Mr Gyppo my love [not in a physical way].Sx
hello! glad y'all are back, sugar! xoxo
Welcome back, thought you may of been taken by aliens. x
Scarlet - why *not* in a physical way, might I ask?
Well Mr Gyppo, I wouldn't ask Mrs P to bend over backwards for me, would I? Goodness me!Sx
I'm waiting too - for an e-mail from Mrs P (hint hint).
Met? Am I meant to read a sexual inclination into this? I thought as much.
I agree, Mr Marks. I think the title of this post should have been 'I Met Mr Gyppo and I Liked It'.Sx
There may, alas, be a valid reason why that bit didn't get added. Mrs P was radiant and poised. I was decidedly scruffy and bewildered, even by my own low standards. *I* would have found me a crushing disappointment, I must say...
I can just see it now. I imagine the evening went a bit like this.
I trust that you were suitably treated in a courteous, professional, and dignified manner befitting a proper Englishwoman?
Pouncita, have you done a Petite?
Pouncer has overdone it on the Sandals holidays.