Scarlet will flash her pants and have one Mule too many.
I will be bringing Sexy Back.
The following boxes will be ticked. No need to thank me:
Kev - I will wear elbow-length gloves. Black. Pigskin. Oi gevald, so sue me.
Boyo - I will channel Fenella, stink of Guerlain and take you out for a smoke.
Auty - of course I'm Lady Isobel Barnett! Frisk me for stolen goods.
Inky - in my view, the Alexandrian culture had foreshadowed the three great developments in the mathematical awakening which accompanied the rise of the Protestant democracies. The cartography of Ptolemy and the curves of Apollonius embodied the essential features of Cartesian geometry. I've got loads more of this, Inky. Wanna crack it open with me?
Gadj - I am an English Rose; Juliet Mills, district nurse, the full uniform. Bike.
Crabtree - Aux innocents, les mains pleins.
Farrish - Just see me as Yvonne Romain at her best: a maidel mit a klaidel, you old Bohmer.
Gyppo - Yeah, I'm paying.
I'm bringing sexy back, those other girls they don't know how to act
I think it's special what's behind your back
Just turn around and I'll take up the slack
Dirty babe, you see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
it's just that no-one makes me feel this way.
What charming sentiments! Young Mr Timberlake should be proud of himself, and so should his mother. However, if you want to see a White Russian worked over by an expert, you should hurry to Exeter Street tomorrow and ask for me by name.