tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post1809653727436463245..comments2023-10-29T01:27:50.286-07:00Comments on Mrs Pouncer's Counsel: COCK RINGSMrs Pouncerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-34086560072583906472012-08-27T01:40:00.924-07:002012-08-27T01:40:00.924-07:00Hello,
I think Big Speed Vibrating Cock Ring the B...Hello,<br />I think Big Speed Vibrating Cock Ring the Big O is the world's only nine speed auto-changeable vibrating ring. <b><a href="http://www.manginatoys.com/" rel="nofollow">cock rings</a></b>meainahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02997966212425422449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-67939351165808671982009-04-13T16:41:00.000-07:002009-04-13T16:41:00.000-07:00Capital, Mrs P! I'll make sure Achmed pops some bi...Capital, Mrs P! I'll make sure Achmed pops some biscuits round as well.No Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-27218912326577148602009-04-13T11:51:00.000-07:002009-04-13T11:51:00.000-07:00Happy Birthday fair and merciful Erudites, goddess...Happy Birthday fair and merciful Erudites, goddess of lingua, luxurious libations, and living embodiment of ooh-la-la!<BR/><BR/>As I have evaded the fickleness of the Fates and have somehow seen fit to procure 18,615 days on this bloody planet..a scant 365 more than you by my rudimentary calculations..I can only hope that you will continue to maintain a soft spot nestled in the valhallic chambers of your bosom for ever-so-slightly older, mere, mortals such as yours truly. <BR/><BR/>I pray that you continue to accept my meager offerings of thinly veiled wantonness publically displayed (until now HIC) as contained, polite, adoration, and an unbridled awe at your wordplay. I dare say that your keyboarding is unequalled on the Interwebs. Seriously. <BR/><BR/>What the hell, since this is YOUR day, and I am well into my 14th Kahluac Coffee, sorely lacking moral discipline, and cursed with a tendency to ignore temporary restraiing orders...<BR/><BR/>I don't mind telling you, (everyone else can bloody well close their eyes for a moment) that just between you and me and the barn door ;) my secret machinations <I> may or may not</I> involve a certain man and a certain woman, who inextricably find themselves marooned within the velvety confines of a "Blue Lagoon" type scenario on a verdant, tropical island...<BR/>and to hell with volleyballs named Wilson.<BR/>*bites down on palm <BR/><BR/>Aaah-ha-ha-ha. Yes. Well then. The faint hope clause of Life keeps us all moving forward does it not? <BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday <B>MRS</B> Pouncer, lest I forget my place again...<BR/><I>and many, many, more to come</I>.<BR/>XX OORomeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-60541470141394481462009-04-13T11:47:00.000-07:002009-04-13T11:47:00.000-07:00Happy birthday from the gutter.Happy birthday from the gutter.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-76783057014606416562009-04-13T09:27:00.000-07:002009-04-13T09:27:00.000-07:00Thank you, Boyo, I need some unguent. This weeken...Thank you, Boyo, I need some unguent. This weekend I have made efforts to understand our dogs; they seem peevish and truculent. I have quite literally put myself in their position and it paid dividends, believe me.<BR/><BR/>Dr Maroon, I am heartily glad you saw fit to delete your comment. I can scarcely bear to imagine the voluptuary content, or the lascivious suggestions it held. Please forward same to me at usual email with all available haste.<BR/><BR/>Kevin, what I did for my birthday is no concern of yours. I spent the day in quiet contemplation, graciously receiving words of commendation and affection from family members and loved ones. Then I got completely pissed with Numb and cha cha cha'd to Ray Conniff into the early hours. At 4.00 am, my face a mask of smeared mascara, my mouth glued with de Kuyper, and with nothing on but my froufrou knickers and balconette bra, we started a noisy argument about (what else?) gas pokers of the detachable type, with safety plug sockets, which can work in conjunction with fixed and portable appliances. Dawn broke to find Numb referencing gravity feed boilers. He lives in the past.<BR/><BR/>Kapitano, welcome indeed! The patent is pending. However, my good friend Inkspot (sorry, don't do links) is anxious for a Cockburns Special Reserve lube. If you get in quick, you might make a killing. He's minted.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-24064238619535395822009-04-12T17:14:00.000-07:002009-04-12T17:14:00.000-07:00Hello, MJ sent me.Cock rings in Boots? I can live ...Hello, MJ sent me.<BR/><BR/>Cock rings in Boots? I can live with that. Though Boots in Co....nevermind.<BR/><BR/>What I want to know is: Has anyone patented the flavoured cock ring yet? And if they haven't, do you think I'd get rich doing it?Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-66951434669531433292009-04-12T15:02:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:02:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-79743085881981067362009-04-12T08:11:00.000-07:002009-04-12T08:11:00.000-07:00"I'll send over Achmed with some linseed oil for y..."I'll send over Achmed with some linseed oil for your poor knees."<BR/><BR/>Is <I>that</I> what she was doing for her birthday?Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-37773989677365138122009-04-11T17:12:00.000-07:002009-04-11T17:12:00.000-07:00Waitrose is also ours, Mrs P, with the stress on t...Waitrose is also ours, Mrs P, with the stress on the last syllable in the Welsh stylee.<BR/><BR/>The late Sioba Siencyn and I were consiering setting up a Caversham Welsh boy band some time ago, to be called Stitch That. The first album, Niggaz With Altitude, would have been adorned with a photo of us posing atop Snowdon. Transgressional!<BR/><BR/>Happy birthday. I'll send over Achmed with some linseed oil for your poor knees.<BR/><BR/>xxxNo Good Boyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859104068516964533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-5123760565843187112009-04-11T14:03:00.000-07:002009-04-11T14:03:00.000-07:00Happy birthday Mrs P and apologies for being late....Happy birthday Mrs P and apologies for being late. I was eating cake and it takes time to digest all the cream.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-82787901837634636142009-04-11T06:26:00.000-07:002009-04-11T06:26:00.000-07:00Ohhh, I see, that's what it's for. You live and le...Ohhh, I see, <I>that's</I> what it's for. You live and learn, eh? Yes, no need to beat about the bush with me. Your father was a doctor and Mrs Dilo though a simple country girl breathes the same air as doctors 37.5 hours a week (after they've finished wih it, obviously) and so's probably heard about such things by now.<BR/><BR/>It's your birthday?? Many many felicitations!Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-40944643825343983992009-04-10T21:10:00.000-07:002009-04-10T21:10:00.000-07:00Birthday salutations, Mrs. P! As I am a year older...Birthday salutations, Mrs. P! As I am a year older than you, I can attest to the fact that turning 50, while a momentous occasion, is definitely <I>not</I> the end of the road, nor the slippery slope to dodderhood.<BR/><BR/>I trust you will have a lovely day, enjoying the wining, dining and grinding in whatever order you so desire!Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-12232036028880933962009-04-10T13:30:00.000-07:002009-04-10T13:30:00.000-07:00Is it still your birthday in your time zone?I am o...Is it still your birthday in your time zone?<BR/><BR/>I am on a different planet and cannot possibly know these things.<BR/><BR/>I raise my glass to you!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-6993397780121744272009-04-10T10:29:00.000-07:002009-04-10T10:29:00.000-07:00Gadj, you are living in a fool's paradise. The po...Gadj, you are living in a fool's paradise. The point of a cock ring is to make an erection bigger and harder by way of constriction, and to make the climax more intense because of the forced delay. I am a doctor's daughter, so I can speak frankly about these things. Also, your good lady wife is a nurse, and so I don't feel embarrassed in your presence. The shade of my father and the chaperoning influence of Mrs Dilo make everything alright, don't you feel?<BR/><BR/>Scarlet you appall me. And on my birthday, too. This evening, I am to be wined and dined, then grind* from behind. Numb is up from Warwickshire where he's been shooting over gorsey acres.<BR/><BR/>*this is how we pronounce it in the Thames Valley. Give way to the right on a rindabite would be another example.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-90233479930504798552009-04-10T08:55:00.000-07:002009-04-10T08:55:00.000-07:00Erm... it was animal, connected to two vegetables....Erm... it was animal, connected to two vegetables.... snigger...<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-2986564093377772662009-04-10T08:19:00.000-07:002009-04-10T08:19:00.000-07:00Then I've clearly missed the entire point; I thoug...Then I've clearly missed the entire point; I thought it was to increase friction, or something. You can always get blisters from friction. Maybe it's something you use to stop a tap leaking.<BR/><BR/>I imagine Gyppo is permanently down the Tethered Goat with Boyo smoking HUGE cigars and marvelling about the miracle of childbirth.Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-84540548178923577792009-04-10T06:42:00.000-07:002009-04-10T06:42:00.000-07:00Thank you each, as Gyppo (and where's HE ffs?) wou...Thank you each, as Gyppo (and where's HE ffs?) would say. And Scarlet, what did I miss? Would I have liked it? Can we play a birthday guessing game: animal, vegetable or mineral? Was it animal with strong vegetable connections?<BR/><BR/>Gadj, you would only get blisters if you didn't take it out of the blister pack first. I see the seedbed of a good tongue twister here, so to speak.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-34769974765812454112009-04-09T23:42:00.000-07:002009-04-09T23:42:00.000-07:00I just thought that one would get blisters on one'...I just thought that one would get blisters on one's cock if one used one! (You know, the chafing, etc).Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-41613882522868839622009-04-09T17:20:00.000-07:002009-04-09T17:20:00.000-07:00What do you mean it was so funny?You wish.Goodnigh...What do you mean it was so funny?<BR/>You wish.<BR/>Goodnight Scarlet my darling.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-3105632094965647752009-04-09T16:31:00.000-07:002009-04-09T16:31:00.000-07:00I've just had an interesting encounter at Cape to ...I've just had an interesting encounter at Cape to Rio. I witnessed the uncensored version. I will be having funny dreams...<BR/>That was so funny, I'm glad I stayed up...<BR/>Best Wishes, always,<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-26000123526796192862009-04-09T16:26:00.000-07:002009-04-09T16:26:00.000-07:00happy birthday, sugarpie! xohappy birthday, sugarpie! xosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-33487400136571923382009-04-09T16:12:00.000-07:002009-04-09T16:12:00.000-07:00HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!SXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!<BR/>SXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-35115615812254952012009-04-09T16:03:00.000-07:002009-04-09T16:03:00.000-07:00Poor you nothing. Have a riotous day but remember ...Poor you nothing. Have a riotous day but remember to give a false name at the Assizes.Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-64030219058013091202009-04-09T16:02:00.000-07:002009-04-09T16:02:00.000-07:00Poor me.Goodnight everyone wherever you are.Poor me.<BR/>Goodnight everyone wherever you are.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7944156166197222788.post-24916089097198273482009-04-09T16:01:00.000-07:002009-04-09T16:01:00.000-07:00Well, here I am. Is that you, Clarissa, swatched i...Well, here I am. Is that you, Clarissa, swatched in acres of wincyette?Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.com